Life List

Life's too short. It's time to get up, put on your best frock and dancing shoes and go have a good time.

I have a life list of things that I'd like to experience before I close my eyes for the last time...

1. Be an expat
2. See Roman Holiday on the big screen
3.  Appear on a radio show
4. Create my own alter-ego
5. Vroom! Vroom! Get my Irish driver's license
6. Travel an entire London Underground line
7. Have a deluxe picnic in the Iveagh Gardens
8.  Find a job where I can cycle or walk to work on a daily basis (or better still, do in my pajamas)
9. Say yes to every opportunity for one week
10. Make the perfect playlist for every situation and mood
11. Eat in at least 15 Michelin star restaurants
12. Transfer all the old family movies and photos into digital format
13. Write a bedtime story for the girls
14. Build the world's coolest snowfort
15. Build a sandcastle that's bigger than me
16. Throw himself the best 30th/40th/50th/60th/70th/80th/90th/100th birthday parties possible
17. Watch a summer sunrise over Grampie's pond
18. Pick strawberries at the U-Pick and make strawberry shortcakes for dessert
19. Make up a dance routine with Dann & Eric (preferably to a song from one of the two cassette tapes we owned as kids and used to make up our own musicals to)
20. Watch "Power, Passion, Murder" with Eric again and see if we laugh as hard the second time around
21. Make the biggest chocolate chip cookie that can be cooked in my oven
22. Throw an old-fashioned tea party complete with handwritten invitations
23. Unplug and live a Walden-like existence for one month
24. Build a really cracking bonfire and make smores
25. Live a bi-continental lifestyle for at least one year
26. Paint a decent watercolour of a sunny destination
27. Make my own unique flavour of homemade ice cream
28. Ride a tandem bike - weee!
29. Do an annual cartwheel
30. Outdoor yoga in St Stephen's Green
31. Do a 20km Volksmarch (ideally finish with a bratwurst and chips mit curry ketchup und einen Bier)
32. Take a long bike ride by a beach
33. Have a pint of Guinness at an early house
34. Watch every single Hitchcock film
35. Build a maze out of cardboard boxes and challenge my friends to go through it after many cocktails
36. Create a fun fair in the back garden for one of the girls' birthdays
37. Design a house that is Frank Lloyd Wright-esque
38. Drive a vintage VW bug (or bus, I'm easy)
39. Make a breakfast egg mcmuffin on a camping stove on the beach
40. Throw a cabaret
41. Make up a really killer verse for "The Auld Triangle"
42. Discover an undiscovered artist and buy some of their work
43. Go skating as far down the Rideau Canal as possible
44. Scall all my letters from Pappy that he's sent me since I was 8 years old
45. Host the perfect BBQ
46. Act silly at every opportunity
47. Take fancy dress for Halloween VERY seriously
48. Own a house by water
49. Build my own walled garden
50. Soak up Europe by Interrail
51. Visit Shakespeare and Company in Paris
52. Show himself how much fun Oktoberfest can be
53. Raowr! Go on the Viking Splash Tour!
54. See a musical in London's West End
55. Go to a London Blitz Party
56. Go lawn bowling and drink Pimms in the sunshine in summertime London
57. Have Afternoon Tea at Claridge's
58. Rent a surf cottage for the winter
59. Explore the universe like it's 1785 at Dunsink Observatory
60. Be Quasimodo and ring the bells at Christchurch Cathedral 
61. Travel to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter with 2 of my favourite boys
62. Go to the airport and take the next available flight outta here
63. Get on a bus going to an unknown destination
64. Visit Central Park
65. Take the overland/water route from Dublin to continental Europe
66. Do a wine tasting tour in Napa
67. Visit the artist colony in Deia, Ibiza
68. Go sailing in the Mediterranean
69. Spend a summer in a cottage in the 1000 islands
70. Go camping in Corsica
71. Document visits to 100 Carnegie libraries
72. Cross the Atlantic by boat
73. Go surfing in Hawaii
74. Cross my own country sea to sea - Oh Canada!
75. Discover what's left of Route 66
76. Travel in style on the Orient Express
77. Cross at least 3 countries on foot
78. Perfect my French and German language skills
79. Have a conversation entirely in Irish
80. Build a reperatoire of cocktails - at least 10 classics
81. Learn how to swim without a noseplug
82. Join a chess club
83. Learn how to play guitar
84. Learn how to drive the 4-wheeler and take it for a spin in Grampie's woods
85. Figure out how to knit
86. Hit the bulls-eye in archery
87. Take a dressmaking course, design and make a frock that Audrey Hepburn would be proud to be seen in
88. Make the perfect apple pie
89. Learn to make homemade pasta
90. Master the waltz
91. Have a tea party with the girls using Nanny's baby pink art deco teapot
92. Start the Blackrock Artist Colony
93. Open my own vintage clothing business
94. Renew our vows in Vegas...in fancy dress...
95. Make a bed so a quarter can bounce off of it
96. Ride in the sidecar of a vintage motorbike
97. Never go to bed angry

Photo credit: Conor Buckley www.refinephoto.net